Gail

Shining Armor is Twilight Barkle's sister. She looks like another dog called Tootsie but isn't nearly as cool as him.

She is pink because little girls love pink and Hasbro likes making lots of money.

Gail's heart-shaped necklace is in fact diamond, the hardest metal known to man, which has been confirmed by extensive research from the University of Pittsburgh. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. Then they built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles per hour into the wall, and the wall was fine. Then they crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the Earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the Earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling toward mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in New York. They spun 400 miles per diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proves without a doubt that diamonds are the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

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